Archive for November, 2007

The last refuge of the complex

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News in brief

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Do do do do do-be-do do

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The return of the word count counter

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Nobody listened to the psychiatrist

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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker: A quick update

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Cliched self-indulgent blog post

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Well, hello there...

Welcome to BNTTP:TB, Paul Carr's daily blog about his attempts to become unbelievably rich and famous, using the Internet. And failing in spectacular style.

It is the companion site to his book, Bringing Nothing To The Party: True Confessions Of A New Media Whore, which is published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson and is available in all good bookshops right now.

Do make yourself at home.

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'Very funny... I always though the Internet was people making it up as they went along - and it turns out I was right... Unlimited digital thumbs up.' - BBC 6 Music

Bringing Nothing To The Party
True Confessions Of A New Media Whore

"Carr is funny enough that you can almost forgive him. Made me want to vomit for all the right reasons." - Mil Millington

In all good bookshops now.

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Free Book Extras...

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The whole thing, in pdf format.

Cast of Characters
In handy haiku form.

The Gallery
Put faces to the names and events.

Video Interviews
Stars of the book, caught on camera.

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Things People Say...


'Utterly endearing. This is completely addictive reading.' - Paperback Choice, The Press Association


'Like a booze, drug and sex-fuelled genius teenager’s diary.' - City AM


'Very funny... I always though the Internet was people making it up as they went along - and it turns out I was right... Unlimited digital thumbs up.' - BBC 6 Music


'Paul Carr is the most irritating and self-satisfyingly smug person I have ever met. Annoyingly, he is also the funniest.' - Zoe Margolis, author of Girl With A One-Track Mind


'Carr is an excellent story-teller... On Amazon, this book is tagged 'liar', 'alcohol', 'sociopath' and 'jail'... It should probably also be tagged 'genius raconteur.' - New Media Knowledge


'The more things that go wrong for Paul, the better a writer he becomes. It's like the grey goo that he feeds off.' - Mike Butcher, Techcrunch UK/Eire


'Nathan Barley meets Alan Partridge... we loved it.' - B3ta.com


'The British Sarah Lacy. If you won't buy MY book, buy this one!' - Sarah Lacy


'Po Bronson rang up / to tell Paul he wants his last / decade's ideas back.' - Belle de Jour

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  • Preparing for important (+ early) meeting with my editor and my agent tomorrow. Assume editor will give 15% of my coffee straight to agent. 1 hr ago
  • @hannah_monster If only trains ate pigeons. That would be an elegant solution. 1 hr ago
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  • Hmm, now listening to Kat Flint (Anticlimax) which it seems does actually feature a kazoo. Last.fm is fucking with me. Splendid. 3 hrs ago
  • Oh, Ani DiFranco, your name may sound like that of a Radio 1 DJ, but your voice makes me very happy. 4 hrs ago
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