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“Carr is funny enough that you can almost forgive him.” - Mil Millington

Paul Carr is a writer. Sort of.

For the first part of what he laughingly calls his ‘career’, he edited various publications and founded numerous businesses with varying degrees of abysmal failure. After getting fired from every job he’d ever had - including at least two where he was his own boss - he realised it was easier to write about other people’s success than to have any of his own.

Bringing Nothing To The Party: True Confessions Of A New Media Whore, the bizarre story of his not-entirely-successful attempt to become a famous Internet billionaire, was published in 2008 by Weidenfeld & Nicolson.

He also writes a weekly column for the Guardian about his adventures in the technology industry called ‘Not Safe For Work‘.

Paul has been described as ‘a latter-day Jonathan Swift’ by the Christian Science Monitor, ‘Hilariously cynical’ by the Observer, ‘Brilliant’ by i-D magazine and ‘capable of inciting violence’ by the Obscene Publications Squad (really). Belle de Jour recently wrote a haiku comparing him unfavourably to Po Bronson.

His favourite drink is dark rum and Diet Coke, he worked as a magician for four years, is a sucker for a heist movie, has a guilty crush on Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks, knows the lyrics to every Barenaked Ladies song and every novelty rap from the early-to-mid 90s - and owns two pairs of shoes.

He divides his time mostly between London, mainland Europe and the USA - which makes him technically homeless.

He is 29-years-old and resolutely NSFW.

More about Paul? Read his interview with Waterstones.com or this profile by Danuta Kean for Orion.

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Well, hello there...

Welcome to PaulCarr.com, Paul Carr's daily blog about his attempts to become unbelievably rich and famous, using the Internet. And failing in spectacular style.

It is also the companion site to his book, Bringing Nothing To The Party: True Confessions Of A New Media Whore, which is published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson and is available in all good bookshops right now.

Do make yourself at home.

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'The self-deprecating humour and drunken exploits that irritate the very people he needs to keep on side keeps you turning the pages.' - Spectator Business Reads Of 2008

Bringing Nothing To The Party
True Confessions Of A New Media Whore

"Carr is funny enough that you can almost forgive him. Made me want to vomit for all the right reasons." - Mil Millington

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Things People Say...


'Utterly endearing. This is completely addictive reading.' - Paperback Choice, The Press Association


'Like a booze, drug and sex-fuelled genius teenager’s diary.' - City AM


'Very funny... I always though the Internet was people making it up as they went along - and it turns out I was right... Unlimited digital thumbs up.' - BBC 6 Music


'The self-deprecating humour and drunken exploits that irritate the very people he needs to keep on side keeps you turning the pages.' - Spectator Business Reads Of 2008


'A truly funny book... it's also a brilliant and hilarious piece of journalism.' - The Courier-Mail (Australia)


'Very entertaining, voyeuristic... witty, honest.' - The Age (Australia)


'Paul Carr is the most irritating and self-satisfyingly smug person I have ever met. Annoyingly, he is also the funniest.' - Zoe Margolis, author of Girl With A One-Track Mind


'Carr is an excellent story-teller... On Amazon, this book is tagged 'liar', 'alcohol', 'sociopath' and 'jail'... It should probably also be tagged 'genius raconteur.' - New Media Knowledge


'The more things that go wrong for Paul, the better a writer he becomes. It's like the grey goo that he feeds off.' - Mike Butcher, Techcrunch UK/Eire


'Nathan Barley meets Alan Partridge... we loved it.' - B3ta.com


'The British Sarah Lacy. If you won't buy MY book, buy this one!' - Sarah Lacy


'You have arseholes for eyes.' - Warren Ellis


'Po Bronson rang up / to tell Paul he wants his last / decade's ideas back.' - Belle de Jour

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