Free Book Extras...

Download the Prologue
The whole thing, in pdf format.

Cast of Characters
In handy haiku form.

The Gallery
Put faces to the names and events.

Video Interviews
Stars of the book, caught on camera.

Things People Say...

'Utterly endearing. This is completely addictive reading.' - Paperback Choice, The Press Association

'Like a booze, drug and sex-fuelled genius teenager’s diary.' - City AM

'Very funny... I always though the Internet was people making it up as they went along - and it turns out I was right... Unlimited digital thumbs up.' - BBC 6 Music

'The self-deprecating humour and drunken exploits that irritate the very people he needs to keep on side keeps you turning the pages.' - Spectator Business Reads Of 2008

'A truly funny book... it's also a brilliant and hilarious piece of journalism.' - The Courier-Mail (Australia)

'Very entertaining, voyeuristic... witty, honest.' - The Age (Australia)

'Paul Carr is the most irritating and self-satisfyingly smug person I have ever met. Annoyingly, he is also the funniest.' - Zoe Margolis, author of Girl With A One-Track Mind

'Carr is an excellent story-teller... On Amazon, this book is tagged 'liar', 'alcohol', 'sociopath' and 'jail'... It should probably also be tagged 'genius raconteur.' - New Media Knowledge

'The more things that go wrong for Paul, the better a writer he becomes. It's like the grey goo that he feeds off.' - Mike Butcher, Techcrunch UK/Eire

'Nathan Barley meets Alan Partridge... we loved it.' - B3ta.com

'The British Sarah Lacy. If you won't buy MY book, buy this one!' - Sarah Lacy

'You have arseholes for eyes.' - Warren Ellis

'Po Bronson rang up / to tell Paul he wants his last / decade's ideas back.' - Belle de Jour