Excellent news! Joe The Plumber has a book coming out.

According to Fox News (natch) it’s going to be called ‘Joe the Plumber - Fighting for the American Dream’.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, that’s a book I’d definitely buy, if only it had a better title. And you’re absolutely right, which is why I’ve spent all of ten seconds coming up five alternatives that Joe might like to consider…

- Lady Chatterley’s Plumber

- His Dark Materials (Plus Labor)

- Showerhead Revisited

- A Time To Overbill

- The Book Of Moron

Do feel free to send me your own ideas and I’ll forward them to Joe’s publisher, Pearlgate. Whoever the fuck they are.

Oh, and if you can’t get enough of Joe (I can’t) then you’ll definitely want to check out his new site, and maybe even consider signing up for membership. You have two options, standard membership (benefits: none) which is free and ‘freedom’ membership which is - er - $14.95 a year.

The paid membership, as well as getting you a signed copy of Joe’s book, also gives you access to ‘Joe The Blog’ where… “he can share the latest on the fight for preserving Americas freedoms.”

Brits (or those with an eye for British slang) will also be delighted to see that Joe - who was working as a plumber, despite not being registered to do so, and who owes $1200 in unpaid taxes - provides an option for visitors to ‘Shop Joe’.

Joe The Win.

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